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Worst film ever?
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12/01/2016 19:20
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I'm putting Sex and the City 2 up there. I had the misfortune to be in the same room as a TV this was playing on this week and just felt that I needed to get this off my chest.
Previously I would have had Titanic at the top of my list but this has surpassed it on every single measure that I can possibly dream of. I haven't seen 50 shades of grey.
There, it's all over, breathe out.....
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Re: Worst film ever?
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12/01/2016 21:05
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Eraserhead. 50 Shades of Grey I turned off (and deleted the file!) after 15 mins due to the laughable dialogue and amatuer acting. But what I saw of it was still better than Eraserhead.
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Re: Worst film ever?
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12/01/2016 23:04
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To be honest I'm probably being a bit unfair on Titanic. I watched it on a long haul flight once where I was desperate to get some sleep as I was straight into a full days work on arrival. I never sleep well on long flights so I thought Titanic would be the ideal choice to bore me to sleep. How wrong I was, trying to get to sleep reminded me of and the image has never gone away.
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12/01/2016 23:10
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better than Eraserhead. High praise indeed, might be worth a watch then. David Lynch would be on the list of my favourite directors although the likes of Wild at Heart would be the reasons for that. I just remember Eraserhead as odd and never revisited it a second time.
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 00:14
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You're all just skimming the surface. Until you've seen Left Behind you've no idea just how bad film can get.
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 08:03
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I've never seen a really bad movie. Because they always get turned off before the end and usually this is in conjunction with some swearing at the TV. I've seen some B movies till the end, but in this case I knew they would be crap and stuck it out. Amazingly, they were so bad they came good! A recent one springs to mind called Deathgasm - About some guys selling their soul to the devil to become rock gods. So bad it was good.
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Shivers - meant to be horror, but the only shivers you actually get are from the shyte production and crap story
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 09:31
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Jurassic city. £9 in hmv as my youngest is Dino mad. What a pile of crap, later looking on the net rotten tomatoes gave it 6%....
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 12:54
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..... Lair of the White Worm ..... You're putting that one up for best film ever aren't you...
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 13:03
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Another one, for a host of reasons, Human Centipede series of films......
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 13:24
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^^ I thought the first one was OK , then again I thought Shivers was great so I clearly have no taste.
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13/01/2016 14:08
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^^ I thought the first one was OK , then again I thought Shivers was great so I clearly have no taste. Or I don't
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 14:28
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Cannon and Ball - The Boys in Blue. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186896/reviews?start=0If you even suspect it might not be the worst film ever made, you have not watched it.
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 14:43
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The A-team total rubbish .
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 16:08
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Sex Lives of the potato men gets a terrible rating, I loved it, but that was with the knowledge of expecting it to be dire. I had to google that. But Johnny Vegas doing soft porn?
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Re: Worst film ever?
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13/01/2016 20:21
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Yes, I saw Adrian Chiles was in it too.
This is one of the comments I read: "One of the few positive reviews for Sex Lives of the Potato Men came from Mark Adams in the Sunday Mirror, who stated "Vegas and Crook are a sleazy dream-team and brilliantly cast as the soft-core spud men... After several pints and a curry it could be the lads’ film of the year."
Ok so, arguably, soft core and soft porn are not totally synonymous, but pretty close.
Perhaps Mark Adams exaggerated for his Sunday Mirror readers.
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