I'm putting Sex and the City 2 up there. I had the misfortune to be in the same room as a TV this was playing on this week and just felt that I needed to get this off my chest.

Previously I would have had Titanic at the top of my list but this has surpassed it on every single measure that I can possibly dream of. I haven't seen 50 shades of grey.

There, it's all over, breathe out.....

Nah, it's got to be Inception

Hugo. Next discussion.

'Raptor'...terrible and with a nearly unfathomable storyline. Only some years later did I discover that it's two films (poorly) stitched together. Cue horrendous continuity errors and scenes that make little sense.

Actually, on the basis that I watched to the end it's still better than Mamma Mia...

Eraserhead.

50 Shades of Grey I turned off (and deleted the file!) after 15 mins due to the laughable dialogue and amatuer acting. But what I saw of it was still better than Eraserhead.

Peters Friends or Grey Owl...or any Austin Powers film....

To be honest I'm probably being a bit unfair on Titanic. I watched it on a long haul flight once where I was desperate to get some sleep as I was straight into a full days work on arrival. I never sleep well on long flights so I thought Titanic would be the ideal choice to bore me to sleep.

How wrong I was, trying to get to sleep reminded me of

and the image has never gone away.

Blast from the past... Silver Dream Racer, with David Essex - As a biker many years ago, I and a few mates though a film about bike racing would be an entertaining way to spend a couple of hours and a few quid

Should have realised when we were the only four people in the cinema - we stuck it out for half an hour and then went to the pub - utterly dire storyline and even worse acting - needs to be preserved for ever as an example of why non-actors shouldn't act....

High praise indeed, might be worth a watch then.

David Lynch would be on the list of my favourite directors although the likes of Wild at Heart would be the reasons for that. I just remember Eraserhead as odd and never revisited it a second time.

The worst film in the world is without a doubt Plan 9 From Outer Space, but it's so bad it's almost good. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes gives it a good run for its money, mind...

You're all just skimming the surface. Until you've seen Left Behind you've no idea just how bad film can get.

"Chasing The Deer" .... the horror, the horror

I've never seen a really bad movie. Because they always get turned off before the end and usually this is in conjunction with some swearing at the TV.

I've seen some B movies till the end, but in this case I knew they would be crap and stuck it out. Amazingly, they were so bad they came good!

A recent one springs to mind called Deathgasm - About some guys selling their soul to the devil to become rock gods. So bad it was good.

Shivers - meant to be horror, but the only shivers you actually get are from the shyte production and crap story

Jurassic city.
£9 in hmv as my youngest is Dino mad. What a pile of crap, later looking on the net rotten tomatoes gave it 6%....

Aliens 3 is up there. Mr Turner was dire too and a real disappointment given the producer and cast. The latest Superman, and any Marvel production made beyond 2012. The last Star Trek was dire too, time travel and meeting yourself never works and ruins the rest of the fanchise. Lair of the White Worm may get AndrewR out of retirement

You're putting that one up for best film ever aren't you...

Another one, for a host of reasons, Human Centipede series of films......

^^ I thought the first one was OK , then again I thought Shivers was great so I clearly have no taste.

Or I don't

Contact, Executive Decision, Inside Out.

Try as I might, I can't decide which is the worst of the three.

Cannon and Ball - The Boys in Blue.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186896/reviews?start=0

If you even suspect it might not be the worst film ever made, you have not watched it.

The A-team total rubbish .

What!

Was flying a tank going too far do you think

Starsky and Hutch Utter tripe.

American Mary is up there, or should that be down there?

Sex Lives of the potato men gets a terrible rating, I loved it, but that was with the knowledge of expecting it to be dire.

I had to google that.

But Johnny Vegas doing soft porn?

Soft porn it is not, and it's not a lot of other things too. Adrian Chiles is in it for starters!

Yes, I saw Adrian Chiles was in it too.

This is one of the comments I read: "One of the few positive reviews for Sex Lives of the Potato Men came from Mark Adams in the Sunday Mirror, who stated "Vegas and Crook are a sleazy dream-team and brilliantly cast as the soft-core spud men... After several pints and a curry it could be the lads’ film of the year."

Ok so, arguably, soft core and soft porn are not totally synonymous, but pretty close.

Perhaps Mark Adams exaggerated for his Sunday Mirror readers.

No, just no. Pixar don't make bad films.